And instead of dreaming to send jr off to college.....you can now for a limited time only get in on a really specialized once in a life time opportunity to send jr off to war...why not invest in Jr,s future today....it'll make a man out of him.....he'll get to see the world....enjoy exotic locations like Iraq, Iran, crimerea and they very exciting Syria.....really folks there's nothing more valuable your sons and daughters will enjoy this holiday season than a life over seas fighting for our so called freedoms.....spaces are limited....so dial 9/11 now......and for a limited time only....you'll receive a commemorative Isis gold coin that you and your family can enjoy enjoy for generations to come.
You say your child is only six....no problem.....as a loving parent....this is your opportunity to sign your child up in advance.....yes ....you.... Can now sign your child up for future wars......don't hesitate......sign on now and give your child the peace of mind ....knowing that he or she will become a nwo fighter.....what more could you give at Christmas...(oh....I mean happy holidays).....than a guarenteed future......the security of knowing ....is the best gift you can give your family this holiday season.
War has always been the best and most sound security you can invest in......don't hesitate....don't miss out.
