That was a vewy nice post....kind of read like when we were in church on kwistmus and given a piece of paper to wead when we were 3 years old......you did a vewy good job. You didn't misspell anything and your punctuation was adequate....we are all so very pwoud of our little Tina......you've come a long way from the stick a fork in it and call it done attitude of yours.
Now.....don't be hateful.
You did a good job....and we are vewy pwoud of our Tina. Not like that nasty nasty Gene....he's
bad!!!!!
He's a very bad boy....rotten to the core....I've got a good mind to talk to his parents!!!!!!! I mean who raised him anyway? His parents must have really screwed him up somewhere. Who's his relatives anyway....I'd like to give them a piece of my mind. It's obvious that child never appreciated anything....probably never worked a day in his life......probably never graduated high school let alone college.....the values of these kids these days.....why I'll bet he was a selfish child...never thought of anyone but himself......he never gave a shit.
But we can all be proud of our Tina....and her sisters...and that poor little crippled boy.....well I'll bet that rotten gene never had anything do with a one of them.....I'll bet if a single one of them had a problem he'd just ignore them...probably never gave of himself.....while they tried so hard to be a part of his life......it's obvious he's just a bad bad bad son of a bitch....and his poor mother...omg can you imagine being that son of a bitch,s mother.....oh there she is look at her....poor thing.....you can see by looking at her she would never beat a child, she'd never ever scream at a child, not that nice old grey
haired lady..what a saint.......while I'll bet he probably used to slap her around, scream and yell at her
and pull her hair....poor sweet lady. God bless her...ya know they say her husband committed
suicide....god knows it was probably because of all the hell that Gene put them thru...it's such a shame.
What a son of a bitch....that poor woman....and her poor poor grandchildren....I'll bet that son of a bitch never gave a shit about them either.....what a lowsey excuse for an uncle....probably never visited, wrote or paid them any mind at all....they probably had to beg for his attention......but look look....look at the fathers....what a sweet bunch of men...look at the nice kind smiles on thier faces....awe...look at them all together....ya I know thier all over weight....just look at the faces stupid.
Oh I'm sorry I'm trying to make a point here...never freakin mind if they are all obese...I'm trying to tell you that is not a sign of gluttony or selfishness dam bit!,,,
Now it's perfectly obvious to me that this is a happy loving family....look at thier blogs and face books dammit! The proof is right there in front of your face. For heavens sake Mildred I'm trying to
tell ya that they are some really nice people and Gene Anthony has never been anything more than a
worthless evil son of a bitch...now look at his mother...if you see anything less than a nice grey haired lady.....we'll then I don't know....now look at the pictures Mildred before I grab you by your hair and push your face into the computer screen.....honestly you are such an asshole Mildred....say it! Mildred! I want to hear you say it now Mildred! Look at the damned computer screen and say it.....that's right repeat after me.....they all have halos and Gene Anthony is a son of a bitch....that's better Mildred......finally.....my god. What do I have to do beat it into your head?
His poor mother...what a saint.. And his poor father...god knows he tried to be a hero to that bastard....you know he was recently in the hospital and that son of a bitch didn't even bother to ask if his father was in the hospital....ya I know Mildred.....he gave gene up for adoption when Gene was a baby....ya ya...I know...but the poor man was a drunk it happens.....oh alright Mildred so what if gene gave him another chance in Texas.....the poor old man relapsed...so what...it happens...it's not his fault...ya I've heard the stories about the prostitute in the bedroom thing...so what...the fact is that
Gene never asked if he was in the hospital....when he should have very well known that he was......so Mildred stop arguing with me and pay attention to the facts. Keep up!!!
All the evidence is clear.....Gene Anthony is a son of a bitch and a bastard.....it's obvious to me that he deserves nothing less than the death sentence.....I don't usually believe incorporeal punishment...but I think in his case it's justified. Someone like him has nothing left to live for anyway...he made his
bed. He's a son of a bitch.....his poor mother....what a saint.
Bitter sweet symphony....the verve.
